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A
baby boy was just born. He had all his pieces and looked quite normal, except
that he was laughing - I mean laughing real hard. All the doctors and nurses
were examining the little guy in front of his worried parents. He just kept on
laughing, his tiny fists all closed and tears rolling from his eyes. One at a
time, a pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers to check if his hand was all
right, and guess what he found?
The birth control pill.
At
school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one
dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying,
"I know the whole truth". The boy decides to go home and try it out.
He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole
truth." His mother quickly hands him a $50 note and says, "Just don't
tell your father.
"Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and
greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father also promptly
hands him a $50 note and says, "Please don't say a word to your
mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the
mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole
truth." The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then
come give your FATHER a big hug."
A
father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.
"Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
"Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6 I got the there's no
Santa speech. At 7, I got the there's no Easter Bunny speech. When I Was 8, you
hit me with the there's no Tooth Fairy' speech. If you tell me that grown-ups
don't really fuck, I'll have nothing left to live for.
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